parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

izumoharuki:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so you like this ship that i like too

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) let me tell you my

( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) SAD HEADCANONS